Tell me your:
1) Best chat up line
2) Funniest Chat up line
3) and a chat up line you got slapped for saying
I was slapped for saying
"That *** is so fat i just wanna...you know...how 'bout now...you ready 'cos i am!"
I don't blame her but it was hilarious at the time!
2006-12-09 03:49:29 · 8 answers · asked by HardCore 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya if someone said that to me i would slap them, ne way i havent got ne lines but a few guys said this to me (not the worst one but) "God made coke god made pepsi how did God make melissa so darn sexy?" then the one that i slapped some1 for is "Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need. will u meet that need for me?" then the best was "You can fall from the sky, You can fall from a tree, But the best way to fall, Is in love with me!" or "if i can arange the alphabet then i would put u and i together." so ya i also got a 2 really sweet ones: "i do believe that God above created me for you to love he piked u out amonge the rest cuz he knos that i love u the best", and "Once Upon a Time, Something Happened To me, It was the Sweetest Thing, That ever could be, It was a Fantasy, A dream Come True, It was the Day i Met You!"
2006-12-09 04:09:37 · answer #1 · answered by *Living a {{ღяøM@N!Cღ}} Tragity* 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
activate: severe high quality hair. stable fragrance. Silky clothing (haha, that's in basic terms me). a physically powerful smile. somebody who likes conserving hands. turn off: too lots makeup. Unhygienic. pretend laughter. Humor in a woman is often severe high quality yet i think of maximum adult men decide for to think of that they are the humorous ones. in case you may carry an clever verbal replace, it relatively is a real plus. loads of ladies folk decide for to be asked approximately themselves yet so do adult men. that's the least confusing element of talk approximately. stable success!
2016-10-14 08:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont use them,dont remeber the ones used on me except one,he got slapped lol "is there a acess all areas card or something i can use for you" ...yeah thats how you get me :s lmao
2006-12-09 04:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow u realy deserved 2 get slapped
sounds funny tho but if a guy said that 2 me i would slap him
2006-12-09 03:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by catcfh1020 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are those space pants cuz your *** is out of this world
2006-12-09 03:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by cappync696969 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my chat up lines ~ whatever the heck that means ~ is: You're lame
2006-12-09 03:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ok
2006-12-09 04:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT?
2006-12-09 03:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋