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i mean how could he fit a hot babe through the chimney or in my stocking???? and he can't wrap he up...i am sure that violates some human rights law or something.

anyways, do you think this is something to hope for????

2006-12-09 02:54:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

17 answers

If Santa would really have a babe that he could tie and wrap up, do you honestly think he'd give her up?

2006-12-09 02:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by deanie1962 4 · 0 0

Sadly, this is not something worth asking for. Santa is not likely to provide a gift under the tree that will encourage you to be 'naughty'.

However, since the man travels the globe in one night, delivering what likely amounts to billions of toys in a single night, the whole concept if how he would wrap and deliver a hot babe is not really a concern. Besides, UNwrapping such a gift would be a LOT more fun than unwrapping every other gift you have received in your life, combined!

2006-12-09 10:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0 0

You probably won't get a hot babe until you mature some. Santa would be more than willing to being you a toy train or something, though.

2006-12-09 10:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Phrosty 4 · 1 0

Always trust in Santa Justin, he is in fact bring you that hot babe you asked for and she will fit in the chimney. Blow Up Betty is on her way, Just don't forget to blow her up all the way. (instructions are in the box)

2006-12-09 11:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by bridgette c 3 · 0 0

I think you might have a higher change if you like, go to www.match.com Hahaha once I did I am a male seeking a male and all these old men came on hahaha

2006-12-09 10:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by ///DW-Drummer/// 3 · 0 0

Yeah, it'll come in a cuddly red stocking. Honestly, don't get perverted thoughts.

2006-12-09 11:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends how good you've been this year...? He could always just put her at the end of you bed with a bow 'round her head.....happy holidays!

2006-12-09 11:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Andie 2 · 0 0

i would watch out because santa might get in her first. i think that you should probably just find your own

2006-12-09 10:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yup. He's stuffing ME in his bag right now. I'm on the way...

2006-12-09 10:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by DoubleD 2 · 0 0

Have you been a very good boy this year.

2006-12-09 10:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by misty blue 6 · 0 0

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