Yo Mama so constipated that she was arrested for illegal production of radioactive waste!
Yo Mama so fat that she was sold on the black market as a high quality anchor!
Yo Mama so fat that when she asked for a water bed they just put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo Mama so fat that when she wore high-heels she struck oil!
2006-12-09 02:49:45 · 13 answers · asked by Forqan Q 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat that on her bathroom scale it said "to be continued"
2006-12-09 02:53:18 · update #1
the first two i made up the rest are not. anyways the question is are any of these jokes good
2006-12-09 03:20:35 · update #2
Yo' mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo' mama so fat, she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo' mama so fat, her belt size is equator.
Yo' mama so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo' mama so fat, she's got more chins that China town.
Yo' mama got so much celluite that when she runs it sounds like a whiffle ball.
Yo' mama so fat, she has her own zip code.
2006-12-09 03:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by tiptoesan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!
yo mama so old, she was stripping at the last supper for blessings!!
2006-12-09 03:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton lint get home 15 min before she does
2006-12-09 03:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by avalon's rider 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so crosseyed dat wen she stands on da porch she can count da chickens in da backyard.
2006-12-09 02:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool!
the first 2 are new ones I never heard.
Yo momma's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca on Star wars.
2006-12-09 02:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so nasty shes like a stopsign on every corner!
yo momma like a hardware store 10cents a screw
2006-12-09 03:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought so. I liked the one about striking oil.
2006-12-09 05:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second joke....I've heard the other ones before.
2006-12-09 04:13:16 · answer #8 · answered by MGM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so ugly she can only be yo momma
2006-12-09 04:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by god_of_war 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-12-09 02:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by steffie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋