a man was sawing his new assistant in half, when:
she asked 'what happened to your old assistant'
he repiled 'she now lives in London and Liverpool!'
she has a worried look on her face: then the magician pulls her two halves apart.
what do you think funny?
2006-12-09 02:48:49 · 37 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its ok ha.
2006-12-09 02:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic
2006-12-17 01:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jon h its rubbish mate 1&abitout of 10
2006-12-16 09:21:12 · answer #3 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Side Splitting
2006-12-09 02:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by wandera1970 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
think you should have just stopped at where the last assistant lives now but otherwise good one
2006-12-10 15:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but I think you wrote the punch line before the end.. So it wasn't that funny at all..
2006-12-09 03:48:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stick with , " A Tale of Two Cities." , a much better read and it will keep your head clear.
2006-12-16 12:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame!
2006-12-09 03:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last line definitely ruined it.
2006-12-09 02:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, but not for the poor assistant ha ha
2006-12-15 05:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...amusing
2006-12-09 02:50:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋