A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
" My love," he wrote " we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not tempted? "
So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!"
"First let's see you play that harmonica!"
2006-12-09 02:31:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wupz.. I meant "Would 'not' be tempted"**
2006-12-09 04:04:31 · update #1
good one naz
2006-12-09 03:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never mind the Harmonica ,I bet he was playing the Fiddle.
2006-12-09 11:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But could he play the harmonica?
Funny though.
2006-12-09 10:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. She could also have let him make love and see if the techniques he used after return show any experience gained during his absence!
2006-12-09 10:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor old sailor, what was SHE up to while he was away, i bet she was playing the blue veined flute and making sweet music herself !!!
2006-12-09 10:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by weedraker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it called that before. Good joke.
2006-12-09 10:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooo. Ouch. Poor guy. hahaha
2006-12-09 10:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
He better be able to! LOL.
Good Joke.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-09 17:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one way of finding out the truth, good joke.
2006-12-09 10:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by jo w 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Music to my ears! haha
2006-12-09 11:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋