Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
2006-12-09 02:30:02 · 10 answers · asked by Ksir Rekat 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one but i must say
Your mother is so fat that when she died God said, "H*ll, no i am not lifting up that b*tch!" The Devil responses was, "Yessss! H*ll is going to have fuel for another thousand years!"
2006-12-13 02:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by EthanS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so bumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out! LOL
2006-12-09 02:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so poor, she went into Neiman Marcus with a VISA card! lol!!!!
2006-12-09 02:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by Acting Coy. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
da*m thats fat and funny hehehaha
Yo mama is old she was best friend with jesus.
2006-12-09 06:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so ugly she peeked out her window and got a ticket for indecent exposure.
2006-12-09 02:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by mino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
Yo Momma so Old, when she was a young girl, rainbows were in black & white.
Yo momma so old, she didn't have history class in school
Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real
2006-12-09 02:34:01 · answer #6 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS THAT WAS THE JOKE but instead it was with the kids name!!!! THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So a yo mama joke... Youre momma so fat, when she eats a skittle she looks pregnant.
2006-12-09 03:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny i forgot to laugh
2006-12-09 02:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by Charliee[[JB]]<33 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
let's just say you will never be a comedian.
2006-12-09 04:51:37 · answer #9 · answered by Ale Cullen♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
see arr a pee
2006-12-09 04:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by JOHN jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋