Murphy came to Mass one Sunday, and the Priest was shocked when he saw him. Murphy hadn't been in years.
The Priest asked him after services, "What made you come today? I am so glad to see you here"!
Murphy said, "To be honest with you, Father, I misplaced me hat a while back, and I really, really love that hat. I saw McGlynn had one just like mine, and I knew he came to Church every Sunday. I knew he had to take off his hat during Mass, and leave it in the back.. So I was going to go and steal McGlynn's hat".
The Priest said, "Well, I notice that you never stole McGlynn's hat! What changed your mind"?
Murphy replied, "Well, after your sermon on The Ten Commandments, I realized I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat".
The Priest gave Murphy a big smile, and said, "After I talked about not stealing you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell"!
Murphy shook his head, and said, "No, Father. After you spoke about not commiting adultery, I remembered where I left me hat"!
2006-12-09 01:43:25 · 10 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe, always search at the correct place
2006-12-09 07:13:12 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-22 22:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Murphy, Murphy, Murphy... That's not something you're supposed to admit...
2006-12-09 01:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by Ivy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He better hope that someone else doesn't get it first!
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-10 17:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-09 01:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lil Tiff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! thats funny
2006-12-09 01:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Small minds!@
2006-12-09 01:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-12-09 02:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, lol
2006-12-09 01:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by Marin S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2006-12-09 03:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋