Mine was: Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
2006-12-09 01:23:53 · 6 answers · asked by Elwen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My teacher wrote, "Don't set anything on fire, you pyromaniac!" in my 6th grade yearbook.
2006-12-09 01:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ivy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA I love yours, heres a couple of mine:
I hate people who hate people. [this ones just funny]
Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink [this ones advice]
2006-12-09 10:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine that someone gave me:
Look before you leap...espeacily if youre on a high dive about to jump into a pool of pirranas.
2006-12-09 09:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by Animal_lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better a tear in Your eye than a finger in Your butt
2006-12-09 09:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by Marin S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine is if you eat too much curry, you'll turn yellow.
Thats bullcrap.
2006-12-09 10:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Even if you win a pissing contest, you're still covered wtih piss."
2006-12-09 09:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋