if u enjoy this one or not, tell me.thats the Q..:)
A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2006-12-09 01:03:43 · 9 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, man, that is sooooooooooooooo bad, dude! Thanks for the laugh
2006-12-09 01:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2006-12-09 09:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Otro dia mas sin verti!
2006-12-09 09:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had she waited it would probably go under er foot in a few years.
2006-12-09 09:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by daydreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha if that old it gets to knee level? haha thats cruel.. lol
2006-12-09 09:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... yes i do enjoy it....
and i don't wanna be like that old woman when i grow old, i'll make sure i get my boobs done when i turn 60.....lol!!!!
2006-12-09 10:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats a good one
2006-12-09 09:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL now that was funy -- 10!
2006-12-09 09:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mommy of 3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.thats just eeewwww..... nice joke.
2006-12-09 09:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋