I want to ditch my midget G/F for someone else, how do I tell her?mean the sex was good and all but now its getting kinda boring.
On a lighter note I used to put my beer on her head when we walked in the park or she could be very portable when we travel on a bus when I wanted satisfaction. I am going to miss that but anyway, I would rather break it off than cheat on her. Your advise.
2006-12-09 00:58:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ditch her, she'l eget over it, she could get a job at the midjet rodeo.You might want to watch out though, midjets can be dangerous, you don't want to be making your way down the street walking your radioactive pet grapefruit and suddenly be attacked by an army of level eight ninja midjets.Trust me
oh, and midjets can kill you with their minds.
2006-12-09 01:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by I am the Badger Princess. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its kinda messed up that you would call your sex life boring do something to spice it up again. Per your break up you need to seriously sit down and think is this what you want what are your reason for breaking up with her and if that is a real good one.
2006-12-09 01:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her that the chemistry isn't there anymore. It's better to break up then cheat on her.
2006-12-09 01:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Benefit is your not looking at her eye to eye when your banging her, but turning off the lights works if your gal isnt so short.
2006-12-09 01:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well its very convenient. You could pack her in your suitcase when you go on vacation. maybe you can give me her number if you decide to break it off.
2006-12-09 01:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about hurting her feelings just come out and tell her he hate her guts and you are tired of being in public with a midget that ought to do the trick for you......................................
2006-12-09 01:03:12 · answer #6 · answered by unnoneuser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would rather break it off than cheat on her.
Break it off before she chops it off!!!!
2006-12-09 01:04:43 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Break up.
2006-12-09 01:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by emjackson95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How tall is she? Hey if you don't want her I'll love to go date her!
2006-12-09 11:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by hotjunior222002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Break up with her, she deserves better
2006-12-09 01:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anarchy99 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋