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After you died, you were taken to heaven and sat beside God, and asked you "what do like to know? Ask me one question only."

2006-12-09 00:17:10 · 14 answers · asked by Adam 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

Why, Oh Lord, did you make chiggers???
(chiggers ate my feet this summer and I found out they are way worse than mosquitoes!)

And yes, I am taking this question seriously. When I have a profound question, I don't have to wait to die. I can ask right here in my chair, or look for my answer from someone else whose already asked that question and received their answer. I will know it is the right answer when my spirit says "amen"

2006-12-09 00:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rhino-Jo 3 · 0 0

I couldn't think of a question so I asked my kids. They both said that they would ask Him if He would make them into Flygons. A flygon is a type of Pokemon. The kids are 8 and 5. From the mouths of babes....

2006-12-09 00:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by catscratch 3 · 1 0

I believe this is between God and I.

2006-12-09 00:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by candy_girl 2 · 0 0

Heavenly Father,
Why everything?

2006-12-09 00:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by G-Man 3 · 1 0

Why wouldn't you heal the part of my personality I hated that thorn in my side.

2006-12-09 00:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Roberto 3 · 1 0

Seriously, why DID You make the avacado pit so big?

2006-12-09 00:24:01 · answer #6 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 1 0

Who stole my iPod???

Let me go back down for a zillion years, just to kill 'em!

2006-12-09 00:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by ThatGuy 4 · 0 0

How've you been doing lately, God? :)

2006-12-09 00:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by mrlobak 2 · 1 0

can I watch over my children and protect them

2006-12-09 00:20:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I will ask him if you really heard my voice?

2006-12-09 00:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by First♥ 3 · 1 0

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