Yo mama's so hairy even Bigfoot takes pictures.
Yo mama's so stupid,i told her it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl.
2006-12-09 00:01:39 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you momma so broke when i walked in her house two rats tripped me and a roach tried to steal my wallet.
yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was mexican phone service.
yo momma so skinny she swallowed a m&m and looked nine months pregnant.
yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a driveby.
yo momma so old she remeber when mr. clean had an afro
yo momma so black, she can go to funerals...NAKED.
yo momma so fat, she dont take pictures...she takes posters.
2006-12-09 01:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by Aunna-Lea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama, I Wouldn't Say You Were Fat, But I Hear Your *** Has A Zip Code All Of It's Own!
Yo Mama Your So Ugly, When You Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree You Must Have Hit Every Branch The The Way Down Twice!
There's Two For You Darl, Have A Gooday And A Bonza Christmas.
2006-12-09 00:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama's so poor, she don't push a benz, she just rolls four benz rims!
Yo' mama so fat, when she wears yellow, all the neighborhood kids try to board her to go to school...
Yo' mama is like a new screen door, it takes a couple of bangs to loosen her up...
2006-12-09 00:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by jdogg795 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, 4 quarters came out.
Yo mama so anorexic, she fell through a crack in the sidewalk.
2006-12-09 01:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ivy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV set, I miss three episodes
2006-12-09 00:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
2006-12-09 00:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by LaFemmeNakia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so cross eyed, your daddy left her for seeing another man on the side.
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the ocean the whales come up and sing "We are family"
Yo momma is so cross eyed, she can read two books at the same time
2006-12-09 00:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by alicia_cchrn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock, who's there? Yo Yo who? Yo Mama
2006-12-09 00:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by WC 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama is so black, when she sits in a hot tub, she makes hot tea.
2006-12-09 00:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by 81% Naughty, 19% Nice 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her *** and passed out
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium
2006-12-09 00:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat she walked into the Gap and filled it
2006-12-09 00:08:00 · answer #11 · answered by go_me_yay! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋