I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Now why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time?
When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"
"Is it suede?"
"I am suede! The whole thing is suede! I can't have this cleaned...It's all I got!"
2006-12-08 22:42:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Life keeps the cow's hide supple. LOL.
Have a great evening.
2006-12-09 11:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't Have A Cow Man. When It's On The Cow It's Skin, Breathable And Water Proof, Just Like Your Skin. Remove Either And Turn It Into Leather Or Suede And It's A Whole Different Ball Game Mate. On The Whole Leather Goods Do Better In The Wet Than Suede But It's All Down To Quality Mate.
2006-12-08 22:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got it! Good one! If u send it to be cleaned the cow will be naked!
2006-12-08 22:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by Annietska 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*wacks head against wall*
2006-12-09 01:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by Ivy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋