2006-12-08 22:10:00 · 16 answers · asked by Nikhil 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Please note:
1. my pop ismy ATM
2. buck stops here
3. casanova ran coz of me
4. the re-evolution will be done by me
2006-12-08 22:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by chapatchapat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-09 07:29:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the eyes are the window to the soul then the zit on my nose is the doorbell.
2006-12-10 18:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by kriztles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Optimist: the glass is half full.
Pessimist: the glass is half empty.
Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
2006-12-09 13:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by D'archangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the symbol for an eye + a heart + a large black rooster.
2006-12-09 06:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the sharpest tool in the box
2006-12-09 08:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by soobee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.I am dumm.
2.you're so dumm you think 2+2= 4.
2006-12-09 14:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♪The Singer♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
watever may be the hole...
screw only has the main role
2006-12-11 05:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my scrwee is not loose.
my spanner is not suitable .
nut is as per bolt
2006-12-09 06:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WANNA SCREWED UP ?
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2006-12-09 06:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by dude vamshi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋