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Hobbity-haired Elijah Wood likes nothing more than relaxing in front of an open fire picking stuff off his pet labrador's belly, rolling it into little pellets and throwing them out of his window. The mound of dog hair is now so tall and sweaty, it has caused Jennifer Lopez's tomatoes to wilt.

2006-12-08 22:05:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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J Lo still has her melons, so she will be fine! haha

2006-12-09 03:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

It's A Dear Hound Called Baggins Mate And I Don't Have An Open Fire!

2006-12-08 23:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0 0

In computing device language && returns authentic in common words at the same time as both are authentic, the position as || returns authentic if any of them is authentic. Its truth table is a million acts as authentic & 0 acts as faux For and 0 && 0 = 0 0 && a million = 0 a million && 0 = 0 a million && a million = a million For OR 0 || 0 = 0 0 || a million = 0 a million || 0 = 0 a million || a million = a million

2016-11-25 00:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

false...Elijah would had a golden retriever not a labrador

2006-12-08 22:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by pululu81 4 · 3 0

Are you ok Dude ?? Too much Coffee I think

2006-12-08 22:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

her tomato's wilted years ago

2006-12-09 02:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hope she doesn't eat them! LOL.

Have a great evening!

2006-12-09 11:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

get off the weed man! lol that was very random!

2006-12-09 01:55:19 · answer #8 · answered by Big Boy 1 · 0 0

i can picture the scene now i would say true

2006-12-08 22:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you been on them drugs again? lol x

2006-12-08 22:17:53 · answer #10 · answered by Minnie M 3 · 2 0

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