a joke.funny?u decide.
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
2006-12-08 21:15:35 · 23 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny as keep them up
2006-12-08 21:18:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny hahahahaha but just imagine if that happen to u and your boyfriend or anyone.
2006-12-08 22:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by Zexyana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT was a waste of my time to read it
So no it was not funny
2006-12-08 21:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by Skyler f 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg u funny
2006-12-08 21:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, not bad,
put a smile on my face
nice mental image!
2006-12-08 21:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ambience 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that is so funny i am still laughing
2006-12-08 22:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-08 21:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Marc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny made me laugh. ha ha.
2006-12-08 21:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by deedee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha pretty good, not great but good
2006-12-08 21:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by yahoooooooooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-08 23:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋