About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight.
I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car.
I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 30 mph for it to start. She said fine, hopped into her car and drove off.
I sat there fuming wondering what she could be doing. A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 40 mph, I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my directions.
2006-12-08 21:01:40 · 13 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha that's hillarious.!!
Would love to have been there, though if I was you would have had no trouble in the first place.
Pathetic Hero never leaves a fellow lover of dogs wearing rain coats in trouble !!!!!!!
2006-12-08 21:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! I burst out laughing when I read this. It's too funny! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Kudos. This IS a 10.
Thank you for all the laughter, and you have a really great evening!
2006-12-09 11:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dragsters are faster than your mum in a bettle! 3.....2.....1......
chity chity bang bang! like yo mumma!
2006-12-08 21:08:11 · answer #3 · answered by Heath rock god 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-12-08 21:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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VERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!!
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2006-12-08 21:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. i had to take a few seconds to get it, but very funny.
2006-12-08 21:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!
2006-12-08 21:50:12 · answer #7 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-08 21:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by aaron f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Men'.... can't even give simple directions ..lmao :p
2006-12-08 21:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-08 21:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋