Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.
MALE PROCEDURE
* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
* 2 Put down your car window.
* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
* 6 Put window up.
* 7 Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
* 1 Drive up to cash machine.
* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
* 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down.
* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
* 5 Turn the radio down.
* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.
* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine.
* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
* 9 Insert card.
* 10 Re-insert card the right side up
* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
* 12 Enter PIN.
* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
* 14 Enter amount of cash required.
* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror.
* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt.
* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook.
* 19 Re-check make-up again.
* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet.
* 21 Reverse back to cash machine.
* 22 Retrieve card.
* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.
* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.
* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
* 27 Release Parking Brake.
2006-12-08 20:52:41 · 12 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. We're that bad, huh? LOL.
2006-12-09 11:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-08 21:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, that`s true (except the make-up & finger signal) glad to know i`m not the only dingbat in the house lol
2006-12-08 21:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I love chauvinist jokes
2006-12-08 21:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by Marin S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty damned funny!!
2006-12-08 20:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by zaytox0724 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg how true
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2006-12-08 20:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,
but keep your day job
Justin
2006-12-08 22:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, this joke rocks.
very funny ! :D
2006-12-08 21:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by missjolintan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-09 04:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-08 21:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋