We discovered last week that he can make ugly chicks hot for extended periods of time and he gives you incredible courage. Also that his arch enemies are Captain Coffee and The Aspirin Avenger (I can't take credit for that one). However I forgot to mention his incredible powers of dehydration and his ability to break up families and fill up jail cells rather quickly. What else can he do???....
2006-12-08 20:52:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
He has the uncanny ability to make certain foods taste far better, such as Mexican, anything fried, and pizza. Plus, there is the tremendous power to make a person's inner anti-semite come out.
When last we left our courageous superhero Beer, he was laying the emotional smack-down on Mel Gibson......
2006-12-09 02:47:35 · answer #1 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-Can create the most annoying, out of tune kareoke rendition of Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow's "Picture" to thwart his enemies.
-Can turn into ultra-defensive beerman, considering every comment to be an attack, which automatically puts him on the offense- ready for action.
-His one weakness....... Monday Night Football. If he ever hears the theme song, he will be glued to a recliner for 3+ hours.
-The ability to urinate everywhere around the toilet; the seat, the little toilet rug thing, but never inside the bowl. Enemies beware, because he has an endless supply of urine.
-Has the ability to create an endless supply of lame excuses.
-Can make the most uptight, abrasive people dance on bar tables without their shirts.
2006-12-09 00:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by punchy333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has the ability to make you forget who the f*ck the person is sleeping next to you or how she got there or why she's so fat and ugly. He also possesses the amazing ability to convince you that it's OK to sleep with girls other than you girlfriend.
2006-12-08 21:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by PS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, the ability to disorient, so absolutely everyone ought to made to stumble and lose coordination. ought to his "beer goggles" power artwork on adult males too? i did not comprehend if being inebriated mkes females imagine us adult males were more advantageous suited searching besides. Oh wait, that is an impact for "Mr. Wine Cooler!"
2016-11-30 08:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- dodges bullets...fumbling and stumbling
- consumes fast food at an alarming rate
- the fumes from his breath can make his enemy see double
- chucks up green acid puke that burns through metal
- deafens his opponents with a super sonic belch
- his fart can propel himself to the speed of light
- can turn the sober into instant assholes
2006-12-08 20:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by Truth D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious question...what he does depends on how much time you spend with him and what kind of relationship you have with him. He's a personable character he can be a lot of fun or a real downer.
2006-12-08 20:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The power to make everyone hot and hilarious.
2006-12-08 20:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by ucla bruin fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He often uses motor vehicles as deadly weapons to combat innocent bystanders.
2006-12-08 20:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the power to make you drink, sick, & unable to perform any type of activities, like driving, standing, & sometiems, (for those that dont drink much-like me to just pass out), & for some men (sorry guys) cant get it up.
2006-12-09 00:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by Tammy F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it always gives me the ability to sleep through alarm clocks no matter how annoying they are
2006-12-08 20:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋