A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."
2006-12-08 18:40:55 · 20 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How about this one?
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They got off the freeway and saw a sign posted that read "Disneyland-Left."
So, they turned around and went home.
2006-12-08 18:45:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
6 out of 10
2016-05-22 22:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone can mistake a microwave for a television and she could have been sitting opposite the invisible man! haha
2006-12-09 03:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
<>A blond goes into Home Depot and says to the lumber guy: "I need some 4 x 2s."
The lumber guy asks "Don't you mean 2 X 4s? How long?"
The blond reples "A long time. I'm building a house."
2006-12-08 18:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by druid 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry, but I love the blonde jokes. Funny,
2006-12-09 03:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though everyone knows that dumb blondes are like Santa Claus, i.e. they don't exist, the jokes were funny.
2006-12-08 22:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the blonde hurt herself raking leaves?
She fell from the tree.
2006-12-08 18:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by Arts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-08 21:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by emma c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... good ones!!
how did the blonde try to kill the bird and fish?
she threw the bird off a cliff and drowned the fish.
2006-12-08 18:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-09 09:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋