A guy is propping up the bar with his best friend, quietly sobbing into his cocktail.
"It was terrible. I was away on business, and I e-mailed my wife to say I'd be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my brother. How could she do this?"
"Well," says his friend. "Maybe she didn't get your e-mail..."
2006-12-08 18:03:44 · 9 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe he should have used Yahoo Instant Messenger?
Oh, yeah ... that was down tonight!
The Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2006-12-08 18:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like It!
A little girl learns how to answer the phone.
Her moms boyfriend answers.
He asks, "Is your daddy home with mommy?"
The girl says, "No, but uncle billy is!"
2006-12-09 02:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by baby oh's 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was conducting business also and to busy to check
the e-mail.
2006-12-09 02:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she wanted to keep it in the family.
2006-12-09 02:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dry joke
2006-12-09 02:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, that was great
2006-12-09 02:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Dink 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
EITHER THAT
OR SHE IS A WHORE
2006-12-09 02:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was....lame.
2006-12-09 02:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by Shenlong The God Dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that.....wasn't a very funny joke....but...okay. Thanks for sharing.
2006-12-09 02:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋