2006-12-08 17:58:59 · 24 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go to the parking lot of the 1st Baptist Church and pick out my Brand New Car
2006-12-08 18:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Black Parade Billie 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Be raptured I guess. What else can I do? I'm a good boy, you're rapture comes, I'm screwed. I guess I better make the most of the time I have left. Premarital sex for all!!
2006-12-08 18:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Party like it's 1999
2006-12-08 18:04:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just because you are a Christian and we are not, it does not make us any worse people than you. Go rapture those kids while i read a book. =)
2006-12-08 18:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by Nebel6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JESUS, wow, all my life I've been wondering where you are, and why you don't allow people to ask you questions, and here you are! You must have just been waiting for yahoo answers so that you could greet the world! For real, get a LIFE!
2006-12-08 18:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go make rapture with all of the bad boys and girls;)
2006-12-08 18:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Be glad that the rest of us can now try to fix the world and will be very glad for all the new job and business opportunities that will open.
2006-12-08 18:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
form search parties because u suck at leaving messages
take a head count of the missing
repo assets or give to nearest relative
follow our laws
live our lives as usual
2006-12-08 18:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by MASQUE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blink? Dance? Smile?
2006-12-08 18:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by *~SoL~ * Pashaa del Ñuñcaa. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Laptop Jesus....I think I want to be your Mary Magdalene.
I'll even tempt you with a nice, shiny, apple. A MacBook, to be precise.
2006-12-08 18:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by angk 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋