you haven’t asked yet
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life
what? and spoil my great sex life?
nobody would believe me in white
just lucky, I guess
it gives my mother something to live for
my fiancé is awaiting parole
I’m waiting until I get to be your age
it didn’t seem worth a blood test
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you
it would take all the spontaneity out of dating
I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund
they just opened a great singles bar down the street
I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness
we really want to, but my lovers husband just wont go for it
why aren’t you thin?
2006-12-08 17:34:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Because I just love hearing this question."
"Was that an offer?"
"Apparently, it's against the law to marry a penguin."
And my personal favorite: "Didn't you hear? I'm gay."
2006-12-08 17:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by isayssoccer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what and end up with someone like you.....i was ! and im still on parole for his murder. hush my girlfriend might hear u........I would but my lover is my brother
2006-12-09 01:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by texasue77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!! Good ones!
2006-12-09 01:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by xovenusxo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
coz im single!!! funny tho!!! thanx
2006-12-09 01:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All cute comebacks, here`s one more to add................
I have syphilis
2006-12-09 02:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by flamingo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THEY ARE ALL GOOD BUT CHRISTENS ANSWER
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME I M GAY !! WOULD DO IT
2006-12-09 02:18:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You kidding, I have you as an example."
2006-12-09 01:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny...
2006-12-09 01:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-09 02:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!!!!
2006-12-09 01:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Hally berry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋