2006-12-08 17:31:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma's so stupid i told her to do the robot and now RTd2 has aids.
2006-12-08 17:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by xo marie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA IS SO...
--poor:
I saw her kicking a can down the street, she said she was moving!
SHE GOES TO KFC JUST TO LICK OTHER PEOPLE'S FINGERS
when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
--fat:
when god said let there be light- He told yo mamma to move her fat ***!
when she wears red she looks like the Kool-Aid Man.
when she wears a Malcom X T-Shirt hellicopters try landing on her.
when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
we're in her right now.
she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
she's on both sides of the family!
when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
I had to take a train and two buses just to get to her good side!
--ugly:
she joined an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals.
they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
--old:
her social security number is 1
when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.
--stupid:
she saw a box of Cherrios and said, "look, doughnut seeds."
2006-12-09 02:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she had to get baptised at the marine park
OR
yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock
ha ha lol
2006-12-09 01:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
2006-12-09 01:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by You Make Me Lol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat she went "skinny" dipping and got harpooned.
Yo mama's so stupid when she was told she should set around the house, she put all the chairs in a circle.
2006-12-09 01:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat: you don't dance with her you dance around her!
2006-12-09 01:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a restaurant, they don't give her a menu -- they give her an estimate.
2006-12-09 01:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Curtis B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so crosseyed dat she can stand on da porch n count da chickens in da back yard. !!!lol
2006-12-09 01:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
2006-12-09 01:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
2006-12-09 01:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋