cause i think he might have my pet GARY with him. and if i find god, i know i'll find GARY.
2006-12-08 17:13:47 · 26 answers · asked by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm holding God ransom. Gary too. Meet me here same time tomorrow and we'll make a deal if you ever wanna see them again!
P.S. Oh yea, bring cookies too! Or shall I say brownies?...
2006-12-08 17:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful.
God is the light of the heavens and the earth. His light is as if there were a lustrous niche, wherein is a lamp. The lamp is inside a glass-globe. The globe is, as it were, a glittering star. The lamp is lit from the oil of a blessed tree -an olive - neither of the East nor of the West, whose oil well-nigh would shine forth even though fire touched it not. Light upon light! God guides to His light whomsoever He pleases. And God sets forth parables for men, and Allah knows all things full well.
2006-12-09 01:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
God is everywhere.
But Gary is with Patrick. He wants the cookie in Patrick's pocket. Go get him.
2006-12-09 01:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's in the Most Holy Place in the Heavenly sanctuary
2006-12-09 01:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by norm s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the imaginations of christians, but i don't think gary is with him. christians are so self centred that they wouldn't consider gary.
2006-12-09 01:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is in our hearts and when I say 'our' I mean every single person of every race/religion/creed/sexuality not only on this earth but on every planet in outer space.
And I'm dead serious.
God bless!
ps. your question is so cute and my question is the truth so take notes son!
2006-12-09 01:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by åߪõ£úţέ мåŷá 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does he live in a pineapple under the sea? Can he stand on his elbows and drive with his knees?
2006-12-09 01:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by Atlas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he just ran down to the 7-11 for a Slurpee.
Damn, and I would have thought there were Slurpees in heaven. :-)
2006-12-09 01:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by Esma 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is inside of you. Only you can find him.
...although Jesus told me he's just under the corpus luteum
2006-12-09 01:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by tacetviola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, always goes to Barbados in Winter.
2006-12-09 01:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋