The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus'' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed.It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ''For the love of GOD! GO, GO!! Jesus Christ, GO!!'' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a ''sunny beach''...I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage son what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My son burst out laughing...why even HE was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed, so I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters, grinning, and drove on through the intersection.I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them all after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
2006-12-08 16:24:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny as hell man.. Where are these people going anyways. Why be caught up bent out of shape because you didn't slam on the gas pedal when they wanted you to. Praise the Lord for these wonderful experiences (yeah right)
2006-12-08 16:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by james w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. My pastor has told that before in church, but it's still pretty darn funny.
2006-12-08 16:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by lilly g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
next? Ive continually farted do not %. my nostril even with the truth that. Its awful isn't it? highly as you adult males by no skill fart, %. your nostril, stink the bathroom out and wee interior the cloth cabinet once you've had to a lot to drink. You elegant lot.
2016-11-25 00:22:20 · answer #3 · answered by oroza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I had to laugh. So sue me. And for the record, I'm a Christian. So now you all can see that we're not all a bunch of tight asses.
2006-12-08 16:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by littlechrismary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-12-08 17:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone should base a movie on that. Hilarious. Will you marry me, if not can i worship you.
2006-12-08 16:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-08 16:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is messed up but it is a good.
2006-12-08 16:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by God R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-08 16:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by brittanykoren86 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao this made me laugh!!
2006-12-08 16:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by cindykins 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋