Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
2006-12-08 16:07:52 · 27 answers · asked by Ashley P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked that but since we couldn't like really answer a question could u give me the 10 pts.
2006-12-09 03:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a bloody corker mate even though I'm a man, love your sense of humour!!
2006-12-09 00:54:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats mean!! but funny...its like the $100 bill joke
2006-12-09 00:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by LA Baby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, the first 10/10 i ever gave for a joke, u made my nite! LOL
2006-12-09 00:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by Man 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
thats preety clever and funny
lol liked it very much thanx fo the laugh
2006-12-09 00:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very interesting and good and straight too the point.
2006-12-09 00:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by God R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..that was very cute and very funny. i am one of those women who didnt listen, i kept reading...it was too tempting when it told me not to read
2006-12-09 00:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very sarcastically humorous--but, indeed, funny!
2006-12-09 00:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by Maybalee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funniest thing ive ever read
2006-12-09 00:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by sadiesamkurby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is halerious but no body is perfect... besides me
2006-12-09 14:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by crawlingman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋