Okay befor I tell this joke I want to say i am very christan but this joke is so funny!
This one guy breaks into a house he just wants to steal a few things then be on his way,right as he was gathering the last few items from the very dark house he hears"Jesus is watching!"The man drops the stuff he is holding and starts trying to find out who had said it.He didn't see anything but a small parrot sitting on a stand.He went up to it and asked"Are you the little bird who said that Jesus was watching?"The bird said"Me moses.Jesus is watching."The man laughed and asked"Who in there right mind would name a bird moses?"The bird answered"The same people who would name a pit bull Jesus.
2006-12-08 15:39:55 · 32 answers · asked by Ashley P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao hahah funny funny loved it I get it i get it
2006-12-08 15:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by ashlee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea the joke was pretty funny, but do you see how everyone is like going so over board just so you will give them the 10 points???
Unreal!
2006-12-08 15:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thst is sooo funny! OMG! I have to tell my brother that! the dog was named Jesus..he was watching....hahahahahaha lololololo thst is soooooo funny
2006-12-08 15:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by Kacy! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 Good joke but visual pressentation needs work
2006-12-08 15:45:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the image in my head you just created is hilarious and i don't collect points.
Jesus makes me smile
I'd give you 2 thumbs up if i were level 2
2006-12-08 16:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...stable one...right this is one for u 2 parents take their son on a trip and visit a nude sea coast. the daddy is going for a walk on the sea coast and the son is going and performs interior the water. The son comes working as much as his mom and says, "Mommy, I observed women folk with boobies a lot larger than yours!" The mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he is going lower back to play. countless minutes later he comes working lower back and says, "Mommy, I observed men with dingers a lot larger than Daddy's!" The mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he is going lower back to play. countless minutes later he comes working lower back and says, "Mommy, I purely observed Daddy conversing to the dumbest lady I ever observed and the further and extra he talked, the dumber and dumber he have been given!" CHeeRioS
2016-10-05 02:02:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up 8 if i could
2006-12-08 15:41:35 · answer #7 · answered by spring۞beauty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAh just sayin i gave u a thumbs up^^ *jesus is watchin*
2006-12-08 15:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-08 16:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but still a good one....Thanks.
2006-12-08 16:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋