---and if you're thinking about reporting don't think about it till the end---
I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
2006-12-08 15:28:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL Oh I'm telling that one to my father-in-law and brother-in-law. Haha! They were hit hard this week. Maybe it will cheer them up ---- either that or make them hurt worse...
2006-12-08 15:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by Chels 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-30 04:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect way to test some Religious hypocrates. Reminds of the first time it happened to me.............the flu not sex. Get your mind out of the gutter
2006-12-08 15:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ahah lol get it lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao hahah ahaha rolling on the flook loved it number one joke of the night I have a dirty miond cuz u know what I was thinking about
2006-12-08 15:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats the flu? shes seems like a hoe
2006-12-08 15:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are those really good???
I heard that people who normally don't get sick got one and now they are sick all the time. I am torn.
2006-12-08 15:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
better love story is of bee and honey
2006-12-08 16:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by yaduvs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, everyone though of it the perverted way, LOL
2006-12-08 15:55:59 · answer #8 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cute
2006-12-08 15:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is the funniest thing in the world
2006-12-08 15:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by pigs 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋