Okay there is this little boy who is really mean he goes to his mom and ask if he can have a bike for christmas.She said"Go up to your room and pray for God to change you into a good boy and then mabe you can have a bike".The little boy ran up to his room and got on his knees and prayed"Lord I don't really know you, but I do know that people pray to you and sometimes get what they want,so can I please have a bike?"now ever night for a week he prayed this and Christmas pasted and he still didn't have a bike.Then one day he went down to the church and got a little figure of mother mary and took it home.He knelt by his bed and prayed"Lord you better give me a bike if you ever want to see your mother agian!"
What do you think?Please don't be mean!Best answer gets 10!
2006-12-08 15:18:00 · 19 answers · asked by Ashley P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh yeah I am a strict christian and I heard it at church I don't think anyone should be afended!
2006-12-08 15:25:39 · update #1
Ha....thats funny! I wish I would of thought about about that when i never got my easy bake oven...exuse me I'm going to the chrch now.
2006-12-08 15:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by Kacy! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Strict christian or no.....I wouldn't imagine a boy so naive is taking mother mary directly from Church....and that too for a free bike. Sorry.............I am Hindu, but yet respect Christian, so it is unimaginable "stealing" of Mary.
2006-12-09 00:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by indraraj22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you come up with it your self? Cause if you did it is rather good, more people need to write/tell jokes. I think it could use more work discribing the statue of Mary, bring it into the joke more before the punch line.
2006-12-08 23:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey--its much better than anything I could ever come up with!! Dont let anyone tell you its a bad joke, it made me laugh and a lot of people cant think up jokes that are half as good!
2006-12-08 23:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
boy knows that mother is the object or media to say god to give him a bike as he is obeying his mom
2006-12-09 00:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by yaduvs 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats kindof funny 7/10
2006-12-08 23:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay but I don't think strict christians are going to like it
2006-12-08 23:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah funny i loved it i hope you are cool cuz tat was the coolest joke ever lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao
2006-12-08 23:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by ashlee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahaahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhah
that was so cute
(don't forget my 10)
2006-12-08 23:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by ceola11 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
girl, i dont wanna be mean. so i wont lol. its witty but for a more intelectual crowd
2006-12-08 23:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋