A priest sees a kid playing with kerosene. He walks over to the kid and says with a smile: You know, if you rub holy water on a woman's belly, she'll pass a baby!
The kid says, that's nothing! If you rub this on a cat's anus, he'll pass a motorcycle!
2006-12-08 14:52:34 · 11 answers · asked by jfahd 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uhh hell no.
I don't even get it!
2006-12-08 15:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Miss Breanna♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little confusing, but yes.
2006-12-08 22:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by mustard64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao loved it funny get it get it ahahahahhhhahh aaaahahahhhhah coooooool.
2006-12-08 23:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the pope comes and shoots you, don't blame him. hilariously funny though(watch out eddie murphy)
2006-12-08 23:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it was turpentine, but funny either way.Go kitty,go.
2006-12-08 22:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it was funny i like it.
2006-12-08 23:59:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old.
2006-12-08 22:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by likeablerabbit_loose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it...
2006-12-08 22:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO
2006-12-08 22:56:35 · answer #9 · answered by D.L. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
?
2006-12-08 22:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋