"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... ...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
"Montana - At least our cows are sane!"
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"
"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
"Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!"
"Forget about World Peace..... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"We are bom naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
2006-12-08 14:39:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-08 14:39:30 · update #1
hey you,,your village called...they really miss their idiot
Utah...where men are men and sheep are scared....
My absolute favorite living in Atlanta...
My turn signal for a lane change is not a question.... IT IS A STATEMENT....gotta love it...THANKS FOR THE QUESTION.....
2006-12-08 14:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
now those are humorous. thanx for the laughs miranda! for those of you who think of entries interior the jokes and riddles catagory could be a question possibly she is looking in case you have considered those bumper stickers---duh---get a existence and enable something human beings relish ours
2016-10-18 00:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by swett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now these are funny. thanx for the laughs miranda!
for those of you who think entries in the jokes and riddles catagory need to be a question maybe she is asking if you have seen these bumper stickers---duh---get a life and let the rest of us enjoy ours
2006-12-08 14:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
On one side of the bumper 'One nuclear bomb can spoil your day'. On the other side 'So can getting up in the morning'.
2006-12-08 14:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by Buck 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao sooo funny loved them all my fav is # 6 it is the best
2006-12-08 15:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by ashlee 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL those are funny
And why would people report you? That would be dumb
2006-12-08 15:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
make it into a question before one of these boneheads reports you honey
2006-12-08 14:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by BoTToms UP 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
miranda you are awesome!
how about this one
JESUS LOVES YOU| everyone else thinks your an ***
2006-12-08 14:56:16 · answer #8 · answered by Mike 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny ha ha not.
2006-12-08 15:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by hclover21 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
where do get these from?They are so ranked,brush up girl..
2006-12-08 20:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋