1. Instead of getting mad when you catch him, just
look at him hella funny and laugh as hard as you can
as you shut the door yell " OMG what a loser!! "
2. As you catch him pretend to call someone you
know and start talking about it " Guess what _______
I just caught my husband wacking it to Porn!!"
And then hella laugh as he scrambles to click
the window off and pull his pants up.
3. Put odorless bleach in his jerk lotion it will
burn his johnson or put glue in there
4. When you find a magazine he's been hiding
instead of getting pissed and throwing it away
make little talk bubbles on each of the girls saying
stuff like " ooh yeah big boy wack it harder "
or " I would never have sex with you in real life"
Do this to each girl in the book.
5. Put a camera in a secluded spot so you
can record all his shenanigans, then when
a friend comes over put in the VCR with him
right there ( without him knowing what it is )
6. Remember dont get mad, but laugh always!
2006-12-08 14:36:08 · 11 answers · asked by Bijorn the Viking 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My brother is addicted to porn and these are so funny because the person gets so humiliated.
Have fun Wives and Girlfriends!
2006-12-08 14:36:49 · update #1
BTW Share some Ideas of YOURS
2006-12-08 14:38:19 · update #2
if you want to go extreme and you have the resources
1. have a friend with Macro-media Dreamweaver create a FAKE porn site.
2. go to http://www.javascriptkit.com and cut and paste the FAKE WEBSITE VIRUS into where it tells you too.
3.leave a post on the web somewhere on the web where he will find it telling about the fake site or send him a E-Mail from a E-mail account you created telling about the fake site and walk in when you see him and in the bottom left hand corner and smack him and say WTF you just uploaded a virus on this computer your going to fix this or were through or just come up with your own funny way of scaring the hell out of him works with 18 to udult porners get er dun!
2006-12-08 14:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Brad J 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-07-19 12:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex-husband became into hooked on ****. His dependancy all started while we've been married. He mentioned he might end, yet he could not/did not. Our daughter even heard him masturbate some time (yet did not comprehend what it became into). He wasn't into youthful woman ****. of course he blamed me. don't have babies with this guy until you thoroughly one hundred% have confidence him and you're far from that. is this a pastime you do not approve of or an dependancy? as quickly as I got here upon my ex-husbands secret he had a lot of %. downloaded onto CD discs, dvds (that I confiscated for the divorce complaints) and different "issues". i might advise counseling first. If he does not pass...divorce. If he does pass... then you incredibly could come to a call from there. you're presently youthful sufficient to remarry and have time to construct a relatives with somebody else. do you prefer to spend something of your existence uncertain? are you able to ever get previous this? are you able to ever seem at him the same way?? Does the widespread India subculture assume you to stay with the variety of guy or woman? Is he remorseful? If that's his first time promising to end/get help then your marriage could deserve yet another possibility. possibly.... success...
2016-10-18 00:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by swett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite his friends over and strip for them, saying hubby doesn't pay attention. That will get his attention.
2006-12-08 14:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Robbie trd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, these are funny, makes me wish my hubby was addicted to porn.
2006-12-08 14:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by BiancaVee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG, this is soo funny, my cuzin is porn addicted, so ill do something, rofl!!
2006-12-08 14:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have another one. replace his favorite porn video with the tape of someone who he knows giving birth. revenge is sweet!
2006-12-08 14:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by Flutie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't get mad and I'd watch it with him... I'd most likely be the one to get caught doing this...
2006-12-08 14:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's not about husbands.. you're mostly talking about your brother right?you respect his privacy..how will you feel if he is turning the tables and he will videotape all your f u c k i n g and show it all to your parents?grow up!!!
2006-12-08 14:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by princess ysa 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This isn't really a question, is it?
Kind of sad, though.
2006-12-08 14:38:23 · answer #10 · answered by mr_mumbles_nyc 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋