Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ***.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America ...now speak English
2006-12-08 14:33:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-08 14:33:23 · update #1
i definitly agree with the last one. and the rest are just so funny
2006-12-08 15:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by Dannii™ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny.
Dont Steal...The Government Hates Competition
2006-12-08 14:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by Hmmm... 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awesome.
2006-12-08 14:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by Terri R 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the impotence one was kind of funny
2006-12-08 14:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by T Time 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
''welcome to America, now speak english'' that was funny Merideth, that was funny too.
2006-12-08 14:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeous 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here's another: " I brake for tail-gaiters."
2006-12-08 14:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
funny funy funny.
2006-12-08 14:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by likeablerabbit_loose 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one Jacob,love it..
2006-12-08 20:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CUZICAN *****!!!!
2006-12-08 14:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by KUZIKAN 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2006-12-08 14:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by Urbanchik901 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋