She got all pissed when I told her to get her Tats done. I came home from the topless joint after several drinks and suggested this. She could sell her car and buy a cheaper one and git it done.
She gave me an argument, so after a few more Jack and Cokes, I slapped her around because of her mouth and small tats.
Should I just dump her after Christmas after I get my presents?
2006-12-08 14:06:46 · 47 answers · asked by Rico the Rican 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You piece of scum, hope she dumps you before Christmas, and you can play with you lonely little self. While she gets on with her life, with a BETTER MAN than YOU!
How would you feel if she told you, you need a job done to your "little man" and then she started to slap you around. Maybe that's why you slapped her around because she told you the truth, about your lack of equipment.
2006-12-08 14:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by brat_baby_one 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
LOL! after all that you mean to tell me YOU STILL HAVE AN OPTION TO DUMP HER!? Ya and maybe she wouldn't have been so freaking pissed off HAD YOU OFFERED TO PAY FOR THE BOOB JOB! jeeez some nerve you got! if you want them bigger THEN FOR GOSH SAKES YOU FORK OUT THE CASH! and while your at it get a D-enlargement and maybe she'll stay with you after she gets her boob job! haaaaaaahahaha
2006-12-08 14:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by SecretFriend 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow. I'm sorry to say this, but you are being the jerk here. She should dump YOU. How would you like it if a girl criticizes you? You would be offend, I bet. If I were you, I'd talk to her and try to apologize because it's obvious that you are drunk and you don't mean what you say. It won't be long before she dumps you anyways...
2006-12-08 14:14:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh man, you are totally going to have jack and coke with Joseph Stalin in h e l l.
She needs to dump your rear end and report you.
I hope bubba has a big dick.
2006-12-08 14:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Thera 9 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
selling a car to get a boob job is a stupid mistake,you should except your GF for who she is and not how she looks. I would accept a girl even if she has small tats.Remember she might say you have a small **** for all you know.
2006-12-08 14:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good question sir. i would try and just talk to her sober and maybe try guilting her into getting her boobs done first.but if you cant do that and they are really that small i would try and find out what she got you and if its more then what you spent on her brake up with her after if its less just do it now hope this helps you
2014-12-19 09:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by poster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what you should do...let her slap you around, with a iron skillet, then run over you with her car...twice What a dick you are. If you can't love a person for the person they are, you don't deserve them, and they sure as hell don't need you.
2006-12-08 14:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by 007 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh hell no u dient stop playin u know she smacked u around. and told u that u would pay for them and if u ever drink without her again she gonna go laraina on ya sorry behind. dont dump her go look up this song i know ull love it..it fits u..
psc feat ti _ ill tell u what to do.
trust me ull thank me. promise u that.
2006-12-08 14:10:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure you did.
What kind of a man drinks Jack and Coke? Can't handle it straight?
2006-12-08 14:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.. i dnt think it was right for u to do that.. its kinda funny but that doesnt make it right..lol.. but y cant we say something about females breast cuz if any dude and a female was bout to have sex and we whipped out a small dick yall would be lookin at us crazy on top of laughing lol.. but u handled the situation wrong dude u r screwed
2006-12-08 14:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by bdbdub 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋