reasons to convert:
1)service is on Monday mornings, this way you miss work instead of NFL football
2)donations will not be accepted
3)we recognize the right of other religions to be as stupid as us
2006-12-08 13:52:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sounds like fun
sign me up
i will have an excuse to be stupid
2006-12-08 13:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, the yapping jackass. Unless you're on the west coast, church is done way before football starts.
2006-12-08 21:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I already know my yapping jackass from a hole in the ground.
peaceout
2006-12-08 21:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will not join, for I exercise my right to go to which ever church I want without someone telling me I have to go there and convert to their beliefs.
2006-12-08 21:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by dogmatitans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, i want to convert to the yapping jackass religion!!! lol!
2006-12-08 21:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, No.
Bet it's the fastest growing church.
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2006-12-08 21:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, any free beer?
I would like to be baptised in a vat of beer!
2006-12-08 21:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by tattie_herbert 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with today's gripes and aruements, I think that will be the next big religion!!! I will attend. I have the beer!!!!
2006-12-08 21:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by alan w 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can we shave our heads and drink Magic Kool-Aid?
2006-12-08 21:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a weiner to me!
2006-12-09 13:20:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋