A woman is sitting by a beach, but she has no arms and no legs. A man jogs by and the woman says "I am so lonely. Will you please kiss me?" The man, feeling bad for her, complies and kisses her.
The next day he jogs by her again, she says "I am still so lonely. Will you go down on me?" Again, he feels bad for her, so he goes ahead and does it.
The next day he yet again jogs by her. She says "I am still so so lonely. Will you f*uck me? The man says yes, picks her up, and tosses her into the ocean and says "Now you're f*ucked!"
2006-12-08 13:42:25 · 14 answers · asked by Borat#2 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That offeneded me.
I have no arms or legs...I type with my face.
Your an @sshole!
2006-12-08 13:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
That'll teach that limbless freak!
2006-12-08 21:49:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny man..
2006-12-08 21:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an old one man...ya need some new material.
2006-12-08 21:48:59 · answer #4 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is really funny...I laughed a lot...
Thanks for sharing this joke
2006-12-08 21:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny sorry but just not funny at all
2006-12-08 22:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK TILL I GOT TO THE END. I DON'T LIKE THE ENDING.
2006-12-08 21:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very sorry for the woman...;
2006-12-08 21:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by BB2791 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm okay. nice. so that wasnt all that haha funny. it was more like okay what do i say to 'answer' this ?
2006-12-08 21:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by PandaGirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one. ROTFLOL.
Thanx.
2006-12-08 21:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋