Twas the night before christmas?

Question

Twas the night before christmas and in the back of the house
I had the neighbors daughter half way out of her blouse,
Her stockings were thrown in the middle of the floor and her
panties were laying just outside the door.


Her parents were all snuggled up in their bed with fantasies of
kinky sex running wild in their heads.
Me with their daughter laying flat on her back and just settleing
in to that tight little crack.


When out in the street I heard such a clatter but I wasnt pulling
out I dont care what was the matter. I jumped from the bed with
her still impaled, looked out the window and thought , what the
hell


There in the snow stood my mother inlaw with eight of my
children, We were seen by all.
Now its christmas morning and i am quit as a mouse, I let my
mother inlaw have the run of the house.
The kids are runnin round with **** eating grins cause they know
they dont have to worry about ole dad ever again

Up in the bedroom the mother inlaw is quick, before I know
it she has hold of my d.ick. I knew in that instant that it must be done
I had to make grandma c.um, as I licked the cobwebs from out of her
crack, she threw those big legs across my back, my mind grew foggy
and the light grew dim, I must have been near death cause thats
when I saw him.


He was a jolly round man in a bright red suit with bells that jingled on
his big black boots. He laughed and he chuckled as he pointed at me
and said I knew I would get even, dont you see, Im the bastard that
called your mother inlaw on christmas eve, and then he walked out the
door and across the lawn, my neighbors father went had gone back home................

Answer 1

lol lmao lmfao roflmao roflmfao OMG that is sssooo obad and ssoooo funny loved it I give it a 10/10 thumbs way up

Answer 2

funny stuff but the rhyming is a little suspect.

Answer 3

good but too long

Answer 4

your gross and ave a sick mind!

Answer 5

That's sick and wrong!

Answer 6

...*sticks thumb up*...