Can you guys please rate these funny jokes??? please??

Question

1st :
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."

2nd:
husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."

The woman said, "I'm sure you would."

So the man said, "Okay, I would"

Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."

Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."

and if you are lvl 2, please rate the THUMBS UP or THUMBS DOWN please....

Its at the bottom of the the question..
THANKS

Answer 1

10/10 for 1st and 2nd.LOL.

Answer 2

Pretty Good
Out of 10
1: 7
2: 8

Answer 3

Thumbs up for both.

Answer 4

a 6 for both of them

Answer 5

ok 3 issues.... a million. those jokes are immature. and they are instulting human beings. it isn't even humorous. 2. Why is that this interior the wreslting area? 3. you've only been reported for instulting human beings. thanks, have a astonishing day!

Answer 6

OMG they are OK.
1st: 3/5
2nd:4/5

Answer 7

9 for the first one, 7 for the second one.. im usually an easy laugh

Answer 8

Maybe for people who are serious and don't joke a lot. These 2 jokes might "appeal" to them.

Answer 9

1st: 10/10
2nd: 5/10- I didn't get the joke.

Answer 10

Boooo!