Christmas Wishes
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage. When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"Johnny replied,"I think I got a dog but I can't find the damn thing!"
2006-12-08 12:46:15 · 17 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boy, boy!! That Johnny is something else! LOL. LOL.
Season's Greetings to You and Yours, Mr. Basscatcher. I Pray for Peace.
Have a great Sunday!
2006-12-10 01:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx 4 the laugh. Out of 10: 8.5
2006-12-08 13:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny dog poop for every cussing word that come out his mouth
2006-12-08 13:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Nettahood13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a funny christmas joke..have a good 1 :)
merry christmas right back at ya
2006-12-08 12:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by MAGGIEMAGGOO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i think it was very funny! i give it 10 out of 10!!!
Merry Christmas :)
2006-12-08 12:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by Chipmunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke,loved it have a star♥
2016-05-22 21:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny but the dog poop on the bed is nasty
2006-12-08 12:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by whoever you are I hate you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its sort of funny just make sure its appropiate for the audience
2006-12-08 12:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by Luqi Luq 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh I get it that is a good joke!
2006-12-08 12:52:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the funniest joke I have ever heard
2006-12-08 12:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by jon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋