I recived this e-mail from my sister today and laughed my butt off, What do you think?
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have
mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's
against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of
us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now.
That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2006-12-08 12:26:19 · 12 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that was so funney can i have 1- points
2006-12-08 12:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by tanner s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!lol
2006-12-08 20:37:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. a one in a kind prescription.
2006-12-08 20:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by BRITTANY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-08 20:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajaja That's a good one!
2006-12-08 21:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-12-08 20:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Now, that's some B-A-D medicine! LOL.
2006-12-10 09:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is rich lol
2006-12-08 20:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute!
2006-12-08 20:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by Chipmunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhah that is so funny!
2006-12-08 20:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by :] Got me goin crazy<33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋