"Oh covered people of the bend-over for allah cult, do you not see that the great warlord was not a Muslim, but a Piglian. Why do you quibble so and murdereth so, this makes the mighty Pig God furioius with thee." Pugran 200:321
The Pig God sent me, the footnote to the final Prophet, to make clear that Jews were not jews, and Christians were not Christians, and Muslims were not Muslims, but ye all are retroactively made Piglians and I am your final footnote Prophet.
See, so you cannot call yourself Muslims anymore, cause I have the latest religion which claims we are all born to serve the Pig God as Piglians. You might think this is insane retroactive stupid logic like stupid followers of the insane warlords religion (the "religion of peace") but I assure you this insane logic is now good logic...so sayeth the Pig God.
2006-12-08
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