1st one:
This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.
Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year old ***?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."
2nd one :
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"
The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."
3rd one:
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
If you are lvl 2, then can you please rate the THUMBS UP or THUMBS DOWN.
2006-12-08 12:01:40 · 14 answers · asked by Coolkid81 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are all funny but I like the third one!!!!
2006-12-08 12:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by Kim Possible 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty funny but i like the third one the best. they all get a thumbs up.
2006-12-08 12:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by furoshusbunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the best one was the 3rd one, the others I didn't really like.
2006-12-08 12:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Boricua♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok 3 issues.... a million. those jokes are immature. and they are instulting human beings. it isn't even humorous. 2. Why is that this interior the wreslting area? 3. you've only been reported for instulting human beings. thanks, have a astonishing day!
2016-11-24 23:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are ok, but i heard them before....give ya a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10
2006-12-08 12:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by afsm666 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the 1st one best. 3rd ones good too.
2006-12-08 13:01:53 · answer #6 · answered by john 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 3rd 1 is sooooooooooooooo better
2006-12-08 12:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by kaymum555 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't get the first one... the second one it's ok... a 5/10 and the third one was a bit better... a 6.5/10... =)
2006-12-08 12:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by Tse Chuen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only one i thought was funny was the 3rd one
2006-12-08 12:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didnt understand the 1st one but ya there good jokes
2006-12-08 12:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by crawlingman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋