A man was going away on a business trip for a week. His wife was going to miss the good loving he gave to her and began to cry when she heard he was leaving. The husband went to a sex toy store and bought her a voodoo penis. All you had to do was say voodoo my (body part) and it would rise up and begin intercourse with you. The wife tried it the day her husband left but she left it by her sewing materials and a needle got stuck on the voodoo penis. When it began she felt the needle inside her and it hurt like hell. So she rushed to the hospital and got pulled over by the police. She told him the story of her husband leaving and a voodoo doll that has intercourse with you when you want. The police officer then says "yeah right, voodoo my ***" I tried to make it as less dirty as possible.
2006-12-08 11:59:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry guys that it sucks. I just had to modify it from the real version. Sorry if i wasted your time.
2006-12-08 12:06:41 · update #1
...that sounds rather unfortunate for the poor police officer... *eats ramen*...
2006-12-08 12:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke! It's actually one I haven't heard a million times before! very funny! That earns a star!
2016-05-22 21:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny heard it b 4
2006-12-09 16:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, darling. Bravo
2006-12-08 12:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
already read this on yahoo answers
Have a Great Day!
2006-12-08 12:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad joke> not hahaha for it> hahahahaha for you
2006-12-08 12:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by tacotaco2007 t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one cop is no longer anal retentive
2006-12-08 12:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it! But then you had to modify it so.......
2006-12-08 12:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no comment
2006-12-08 12:43:03 · answer #9 · answered by Chipmunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah this joke does suck loser
2006-12-08 12:09:42 · answer #10 · answered by aceloak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋