Below is a site called 'the things people say'
Scroll down the left hand side of the page for different categories of genuine things people have said.
Some of my favourites are 'courtroom quotes' and 'product labels.'
But there are many more:
http://www.rinkworks.com/said/
2006-12-08 11:35:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are freaking hilarious! The ones from the parents' excuses were great, too. I'm still laughing at some of them.
2006-12-08 11:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister aged 18 is so bad.She has something wrong with her foot and I said to get the doc look at it(she had an appointment anyway), she said no that an archeologist would need to loo at it, dead serious.She didn't realise anything was wrong 'til I start lauging.She just turns and said 'I got it wrong again, didn't I?'
2006-12-08 19:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a brilliant site! I loved the "Sick excuses"
Sorry my son had a football accident, so he won't be coming to school today, as he has growing pains!!!1
Thanks 4 sharing this with usx
2006-12-09 07:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stupidest things. There I said it.
2006-12-08 19:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the link and i will try it out after i leave this site. i love to laugh,thank you again and merry christmas.
2006-12-08 19:38:57 · answer #5 · answered by chrystal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-09 05:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-08 19:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by natalie o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes they do
2006-12-08 19:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by mvraidersfootbal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep lol
2006-12-09 00:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that website had some funny things jajaja really enjoyed it thanks
2006-12-08 21:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋