to throw in an ab cruncher or some steak knifes?
2006-12-08 11:26:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wouldn't, but I'd f*** him so he'd stay off everyone's back!
Satan, come get laid!
Krazy Libra
2006-12-08 11:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If Satan wants my Yahoo account he just asks if he can borrow it for a day or two,he's a very busy guy and doesn't really have time to be online alot. And he knows I can always use an occasional break to catch up on a little work. By the way how are you feeling? The name just looks familiar,I need to check my list and get back to you later.
Damn that Krazy Libra is my kind of girl,I'll send your message on but I wouldn't get my hopes up girl,his wife is constantly on his back like a damn monkey,might be hard for him to sneak away. Even the second most powerful being in creation can't win at home,kinda sad really.
AD
2006-12-08 19:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would but I don't think Satan can afford the price I quote. It is nothing in monetary terms. I would not ask him for an princly sum or any powers.
I would just want him to come out of Hell and go to Heaven and wait at the Gate for admission. And when he receives permission to present himself before god fall at his feet and ask for forgiveness for what he did or intended to do and seek salvation.
Yahoo answers account would be a small price to pay if he agrees. Hope he does and certainly I am sure he would not find it a bad bargain.eiher.
2006-12-08 19:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan is Corporate, Sinning, man. Satan plays with unschooled (uneducated) minds. If "Satan" wanted my Yahoo Answers account, I would be happy to give it to HIM for free!
In fact, I would hand it to him on a silver platter, if that should so please HIM.
I don't think "Satan", would be happy to hear my general opinions though.
I am rather blunt in speech.
That is why I will never have a high rating in "Best Answers" catagory, but points mean nothing to me.
Have a nice day.
2006-12-08 19:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan has bought my Y!A account several times already. When Y! decides to they will turn it over to him again. The bidding is conducted through the report tabs. Satan Reports!!
2006-12-08 19:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Barabas 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would not sell it to him at any price. Besides, looking at some of the racist, insulting, mean stuff or even some of the spam on here, it would seem that he already has several accounts.
2006-12-08 19:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by clueless_nerd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No because to me that sounds just like baring his mark! I mean id like the steak knifes and run though because mine are half missing i think my dish washer keeps eating them!
2006-12-08 19:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by out dated prod! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You do not understand Satan is the silent partner all ready for most of us. It is kind of a deal we all worked out for him to have access to thousands of yahoo accounts (and growing) and he pays for our Internet service. Interested in joining up? Just give me a thumbs down and you are in.
2006-12-08 19:38:15 · answer #8 · answered by CAE 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Isn't satan the government and the big corporations? So I say yes
2006-12-08 19:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I pour a little of my soul into these answers and such a bargain would be a pact with the devil.
2006-12-08 19:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would Satan do with a yahoo account. I dont really think he needs one.
2006-12-08 19:33:16 · answer #11 · answered by ana_is_a_cat 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋