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I am an average guy, and I make an average amount of money. However, I like a clean house. I can't afford a professional maid service, so I hire illegals to clean my house for a modest amount of money. Anyway, I have always had a space motif in my house, and I demand that when I have a visitor, they comply with that motif. I always wear the Jar Jar Binks costume, and I have an assortment of other costumes for my guests to choose from. Well, I have had this one maid for awhile and she is very good and doesn't charge much, but she refuses to wear a costume, even though I bought a Jar Jar costume just for her! What can I do?

2006-12-08 11:19:55 · 13 answers · asked by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

13 answers

You're a complete tool.

2006-12-08 11:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by sexylatinguy23 4 · 0 0

Your maid is paid to clean house. You can't make her wear a costume unless it is part of the job. Also she is not a visitor and you should not require visitors to wear a costume either.

2006-12-08 11:27:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ralph T 7 · 0 0

You say you make an average amount of money, but in your post a few minutes ago, asking if you should divorce your wife, one of your complaints against her is that she thinks you should get a job.

With a handle like yours, you shouldn't post questions so close together.

Gotcha.

2006-12-08 11:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You should stop violating the law by hiring illegal immigrate

2014-07-01 11:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You got touched by George Lucas and Darth Vader as a child, didn't you?

2006-12-08 11:28:36 · answer #5 · answered by brainiac159 2 · 1 0

You are truly insane - I hear Luke Skywalker is good at cleaning

2006-12-08 11:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 0 0

i would say find a maid that will wear the costume

2006-12-08 11:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Derek 1 · 0 1

it sounds like you need a professional but i am not talking about a cleaning service.

2006-12-08 11:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by honeypot0214 4 · 1 0

Dude, go shoot some horsecrap. You're ruining Yahoo Answers with your bullcrap.

2006-12-08 11:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by dimalatino 2 · 1 1

I think you need to go back where you came from

2006-12-08 11:23:27 · answer #10 · answered by twister 2 · 1 0

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