I just wanna give this question out because i was very interested on how a leader like him could be able to rule a country..
2006-12-08 11:04:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
If Kim Jong were to come into my place I would probally laugh at him because he looks like he is always trying to look cool. I also know he is A wana be white person so I would probally just laugh and then introduce him to A game of basketball.
2006-12-08 11:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, I would say....herro. Then I think I would burst into a rendition of "I'm so ronrey"...... I'm the fastest, most strongest, most phisicarry fit, but nobody erse seems to rearize it.....hehe. I wonder what he'd do. I wonder if he's seen Team America? And then I would say "Do you have any idea how fuc&^ng busy I am...damn Kim Jong il always showing up at my house!"
2006-12-08 13:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by chickpea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Kim Jong il were to come to your house, how would you respond?
First, I would invite him in. Then I would get him some tea. I would watch a little T.V. with him, comedy to keep it light. "Say, Mr. Ill, why are you so psychotic? "Ah, Mr. Moe me no psychotic me just have since of humor no one get.Me laugh at funny things, poverty and disease make me laugh so hard.Starving my people is funny to." Then I would tuck him into bed and read stories to him. Like, Mr.scrooge and how the Grinch stole Christmas. Then I'd give him a warm glass of milk. Finally, I would go into his room and smother him in his sleep. And then I would sell his corpse on ebay and retire a millionaire.
2006-12-08 11:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by moegreen29 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what if all of unexpected the emperor of japan come out on authentic emotions yet does no longer quite marvel everybody, he well-knownshows proudly on television that he has lengthy has secret emotions and deep charm to kim jong il even with the undeniable fact that the in common words one he needs to screw so badly is george w bush? what occurs next in such problem?? i wager any jap may be marvel because they idea that it could be koizumi no longer kim jong il
2016-11-24 23:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He rules the same as any other dictator. Fear Factor to the extreme. Do as I say or die! If I were in his country; I would have to play by his rules. Why would he risk coming to my house where he is more vulnerable? It's good King, but being a dictator absolutely rules.
2006-12-08 11:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by Shiva07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tie him up in the basement.
Turn out the lights at night, starve him, and randomly beat the hell out of him several times a day.
I would also put up photos and statues of myself, so that everywhere he turned he would see my image.
I would also tell him that I am the closest thing to a God that he will ever know, and that he better worship me or suffer even more beatings.
You know, kind of like how he treats the citizens of his country.
2006-12-08 11:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would seriously think about just what the heck I said the night before to get this guy to show up at my house out of the blue, and then get it on a CD, and pimp myself out to infomercial land as fast as possible.
2006-12-08 11:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by navymom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Likely he would come to your house with an contingent armed with more guns than you have. That's how he rules his country.
2006-12-08 11:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by rabid_scientist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd do the world a favor and shoot him between the eyes.
2006-12-08 11:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Laurie H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...you don't mess with sob's that carry nuclear weapons around...you know.
As much as I would like to choke the bastard...c'mon...he's gonna be the one laughing at the end.
2006-12-08 11:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋