January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....bottles won't fit in typewriter.
March Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 3 months.....box said "2 - 4 years."
April Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out.
May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....but 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later other swimmers cheated and used their arms.
August Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped because top was down.
September The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighs 108.
December Couldn't call 911.....there's no "eleven" button on the phone.
What a year!!
2006-12-08 10:40:15 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ah thats funny maybe a little offensive to me as i am blonde but i couldnt figure out how to change my hair colour on my avator so am a brunette now i guess what ya say could be true if your so smart tho tell me how to change my hair colour on this thing!
2006-12-08 10:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thanks for the joke! Made my day! But in August, I would've climbed through the top to get in. Hope you have a better year next year. If not, post what happened next year too! It's funny! A little offensive to the blondes, and I'm a blonde, my avatar doesn't look ANYTHING like me. I made what I wanted to look like.
2006-12-08 10:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by emjackson95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets hope you survive next year without a bang-up
2006-12-08 10:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by lesbianlorry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah the poor blondes have it rough, LOL
2006-12-08 11:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard them all, but not like this before. make it "he" instead of she and it will be a 7 out of 10 :)
2006-12-08 10:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All in all, a productive year for blondes everywhere!
2006-12-08 10:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Natalie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am loving this, i love all blonde jokes because no matter what people say i do believe us blondes are a little clumsy....i should know i am one.....or maybe it's just me...anyway it made me laugh!
2006-12-08 10:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me.... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is better than any blonde joke that i have ever heard! thanx for sharing!
2006-12-08 11:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lmao 10/10
2006-12-08 17:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwe. Reminds me so much of.... Me.. =D funny stuffs ya got there.
2006-12-08 11:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by DanaV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋