What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
2006-12-08 10:08:52 · 12 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hahahahaha thats pretty good there. But not all of them are like that....most of them though....wow you are good. Maybe some men should read and take a lesson...lol
2006-12-08 10:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by michelle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
summer season! Ha, I stay in California, so summer season began a month or so early, yet i'm excited nevertheless. =) summer season songs for me are continuously Brown Eyed woman via Van Morrison, pink pink Wine via ub40, Santeria via elegant, Fins and Margaritaville via Jimmy Buffet. that is in simple terms the summer season playlist while i grow to be growing to be up with my dad and mom. =)
2016-12-13 05:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by amendola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES....lol
By the same token us guys are guilty in a similar way.
"That dress looks fine" = "All your dresses look fine, now pick one out and lets get movin'...we're late"
"I'll take the trash out at half-time" = "Sorry honey, you'll have to remind me when all of today's games are over."
"Why don't we have your parents over for dinner on Thursday." = "The in-laws get to come over, and Thursday is my bowling league, I sure as heck won't miss that night"
The list is endless.
2006-12-08 10:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Don R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone has way too much time on their hands. But even tho I shouild be affended I found this quite amusing.
2006-12-08 10:13:45 · answer #4 · answered by Nicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say man, you got the whole ball of wax figured out.
2006-12-08 10:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Nice ones. Thank god I'm not a guy. Chicks are difficult. :p
2006-12-08 10:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by nachtkennerin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, observant, sharp! Do people always say what they mean?
2006-12-08 10:13:25 · answer #7 · answered by Kenneth R C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.
2006-12-08 10:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I know you are gay,and no I dont care.Show some gay pride!
2006-12-08 10:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely YES!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-08 10:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋